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- Mr. Wednesday from Neil Gaiman’s “Fragile Things” (via deepthroatthoughts)
My grandpa sells condoms to sailors
He punctures the tips with a pin
My grandma does back-street abortions
My God how the money rolls in
My brother’s a missionary worker,
He saves fallen women from sin
For five bucks he’ll save you a redhead
My God how the money rolls in.
Rolls in, rolls in, my God how the money rolls in
”- Mr. Wednesday from Neil Gaiman’s “Fragile Things” (via deepthroatthoughts)