Oh god. In the future, we’re going to run out of History departments. We’re gonna run out of “what happened?”
Think about it: History is all about “what happened” in XXX.
What happened in 1812? War and shit. Et cetera.
But we’re gonna eventually know everything about 1812. And then 1811. And then 1810, and so on back. And then…fuck it. 1813. 1814. 1990. 2012. 2944……January.
And then…your History classes will start having “Yesterday Studies”. And then it’ll just be stenography. History is eventually gonna be just writing down what’s happening as fast as possible.
Fuck I’m high.